Bring the evidence
Describe your day, upload a photo, paste your calendar, or connect spending data. Cooked.ai turns the receipts into a roast that actually lands.
AI-powered brutal honesty
Your excuses are about to get cooked.
Feed Cooked.ai your day, calendar, photo, or spending. Get a hilariously savage reality check—and a plan that helps you do something about it.
One daily roast is free. No motivational wallpaper included.
Today's diagnosis
“Your calendar says ‘deep work.’ Your screen time says ‘nice try.’”
The deal
Sharp jokes. Honest boundaries.
Useful underneath
Every punchline points to a real pattern and a next step.
Your roast, your call
Nothing becomes public unless you choose to share it.
No fake cheerleading
Clear feedback without the toxic-positivity glaze.
How it works
From questionable choice to actionable advice.
Cooked.ai makes self-awareness entertaining enough to open—and practical enough to keep using.
Get roasted, then get unstuck
The joke points at the pattern. Paid roasts go further with a practical fix-it plan built around the habit, excuse, or expense that gave you away.
Share the damage
Every roast is formatted as a social-ready artifact, so your funniest call-out can move from private reality check to group-chat material in seconds.
The viral loop
The roast gets shared. The fix keeps you coming back.
Turn your call-out into a polished card, share it with friends, and submit your best material to the community leaderboard. Behind the laugh, Cooked.ai tracks the patterns worth changing.
Roast card#cooked
“Bought another productivity app to avoid doing the task. Innovative.”
Pricing
Pick your level of honesty.
Start with a daily reality check. Upgrade when you want deeper pattern tracking and a plan to fix what keeps getting roasted.
Daily Roast
$0forever
For the occasional reality check.
- One roast each day
- Shareable roast card
- Community leaderboard access
Full intervention
Cooked Pro
$9/ month
For turning recurring call-outs into measurable change.
Unlimited text roasts
Deeper photo, calendar, and spending roasts
Personal fix-it plans
Pattern and progress tracking
Premium share formats
Priority access to new roast modes
Questions, honestly answered
Before you volunteer as tribute.
Enough gentle reminders
Find out what your habits have been saying behind your back.
Your first roast is free. The emotional damage is temporary; the self-awareness might stick.
Roast my life